It’s turkey time, and you know what that means: mountains of food, lots of reclining, and endless conversations with family members who describe what you do in passing as “computers.”

Well, dear reader, fear not because this year won’t be like the last few Thanksgivings. Crypto isn’t in the depths of a bear market, and your cousin doesn’t think you’re a crook anymore. 

Now crypto is ascending again—and everyone wants financial advice, just like Thanksgiving from three years ago.  

Below is a compiled list of handy talking points for your crypto-curious relatives, covering the industry’s most significant, recent developments. Stick to the facts, avoid shilling meme coins to the elderly, and you’ll be cruising to pie in no time.

Bitcoin just hit an all-time high price—why?

Bitcoin came within a few hundred bucks of the vaunted $100,000 milestone last week, and while the price has retreated a bit recently, it returned above $97,000 earlier Wednesday.

What’s driving the demand that’s pushed Bitcoin’s price record in recent weeks? Institutional and retail investors have expressed optimism that there will soon be a more favorable regulatory climate for digital assets in the U.S.

That’s thanks to the victory of self-proclaimed crypto enthusiast Donald Trump, along with the election of the most pro-crypto Congress to date.

Meanwhile, institutional investors’ forays into spot Bitcoin ETFs have also given traders reason to be optimistic, pumping up the price of Bitcoin over the year. In short, Bitcoin is more “legit” than ever in the eyes of Wall Street and politicians.

ETFs have made crypto investing simpler and safer

Your folks may have heard that BlackRock and Fidelity—which may be managing their pensions—are now involved in Bitcoin. What are these two Wall Street giants doing with crypto? Well, you can explain: They swallowed the orange pill. 

OK, so you probably don’t need to use Crypto Twitter jargon. Still, you can tell them that traditional finance bigwigs now offer exposure to the two largest digital assets, Bitcoin and Ethereum, via exchange-traded funds (ETFs).

Thanks to long-awaited SEC approvals this year, top fund managers who manage different ETFs now let ordinary investors buy shares that track the price of the two via brokerage accounts. Even your technophobic aunt can down the orange pill with a couple of taps on her phone.

Crypto could flourish further under Trump

On the campaign trail this year, Trump made lots of promises about lots of things, including crypto. And while it remains to be seen whether he will live up to many of those commitments, signals are already indicating that he may be holding up the crypto end of the bargain—which could be a massive development for the industry. 

First things first: last week, the president-elect nominated Scott Bessent as his Treasury Secretary. Bessent, a billionaire hedge fund manager, has indicated he’d back Trump’s proposal to establish a Bitcoin federal reserve. The plan would see the U.S. buy billions of dollars’ worth of Bitcoin to diversify its reserves. 

Think of it this way: If your uncle says Bitcoin has no real value, you might soon be able to tell him the U.S. government backs the asset.

Pair that with Trump’s plans to unwind the SEC’s aggressive crypto crackdown completely, plus his oath to get the Republican-controlled House and Senate to approve laws that would firmly legalize most crypto activity swiftly, and it’s no wonder crypto has exploded in recent weeks. Experts say the market still has much, much higher to climb in the coming months, too.

Elon Musk’s D.O.G.E. is a real thing

The world’s richest man, Elon Musk, now has a role in Trump’s government: The Tesla CEO will lead the Department of Governmental Efficiency (D.O.G.E.) with billionaire Vivek Ramaswamy to supposedly clear up the bureaucracy. 

What’s that got to do with crypto, though? Well, the new department’s acronym matches the ticker of Dogecoin, the original and most meme coin. That’s probably not a coincidence.

Elon Musk has for years spoken—and tweeted—about how it’s his favorite coin. This earned him the “Dogefather” title on Twitter, now called X, after he acquired the platform. While we can’t be 100% sure of the naming origins, Trump is selling a DOGE-themed t-shirt featuring himself, Musk, and a Shiba Inu—the mascot of Dogecoin.

Anyone can create a coin—and millions are trading

Don’t want to decide between Bitcoin or Ethereum? If you’d instead launch your own token, you can now do it much more efficiently than ever.

One of the most significant innovations from the most recent crypto cycle has been the creation of token launchpads, or platforms that allow anyone to near-instantly create a token with a few clicks and for a few cents worth of crypto.

The most notable launchpad, Pump.fun, a Solana-based platform, has given rise to some of the most memorable tokens from this cycle. Nearly four million tokens have been created on Pump.fun this year, ranging from animal tokens that have provided early traders with significant riches to those launched by crypto-curious celebrities like musician Iggy Azalea. 

It’s getting easier to handle crypto

Crypto’s adoption barriers keep getting knocked down. Consumers now have a wide breadth of mobile app options to buy, sell, and interact with a variety of platforms.

Plus, the rise in smart wallets, which drastically simplify the onboarding process, is making it easier to get those previously intimidated by the technical complexities of crypto to participate on-chain. 

With the launch of Ethereum and Bitcoin ETFs, those looking to gain crypto exposure have more traditional financial options. That option didn’t exist in the U.S. last Thanksgiving.

Tread carefully: Scams are still abundant

Are you looking to dive head-first into crypto? Not so fast—you’ll first want to get your sea legs. 

The crypto industry is rife with scams, and a seemingly innocuous link to an airdrop could lead you to a wallet drainer: Say goodbye to all your coins! 

Even if you manage to keep your crypto out of scammers’ grips, there’s no guarantee you’ll be able to keep your holdings from going to zero. Not many people make money trading crypto, and much fewer are getting rich off of it. Up to 80% of day traders lose money over time, according to a report published in The Journal of Finance.

It’s still incredibly easy to lose your shirt in crypto, whether by clicking a malicious link or betting on highly volatile coins. For newcomers, you’re probably best suited to sticking to the most significant coins via apps like Coinbase, Robinhood, Cash App, or buying into ETFs. 

Want to go deeper? Be very careful—you’ll be thankful in the long run.

Written by Sander Lutz, Elizabeth Napolitano, Mat Di Salvo, and Logan Hitchcock

Edited by Sebastian Sinclair

From TikTok trends to crypto wallets, the “Chill Guy” meme has become an internet phenomenon, turning a laid-back cartoon dog into the face of a million-dollar market cap crypto.

Since its November 15 launch, the Chill Guy meme coin ($CHILLGUY) ballooned from a $10 million market cap to over $461 million, driven by the widespread popularity of the Chill Guy character—a relaxed anthropomorphic dog in a grey sweater, blue jeans, and red sneakers.

The Solana-based meme coin has increased in value by 50% over the last 24 hours alone, trading just shy of $0.50, per CoinGecko data. The token’s rise reflects the ongoing craze around meme coins, which continue to defy market norms with their volatile yet lucrative returns.

CHILLGUY features an anthropomorphic brown dog sporting a grey sweater, rolled-up jeans, and red sneakers, captivating audiences with its laid-back demeanor and has become a cultural phenomenon. 

Frequently paired with humorous captions on platforms like TikTok, the character embodies a carefree attitude, resonating particularly with Gen Z audiences.

However, the coin’s ascent has not been without controversy. Behind the meme coin’s success lies growing tension as the meme’s creator, Philip Banks, pushes back against what he calls unauthorized exploitation of his work.

“Just putting it out there, Chill Guy has been copyrighted. Like, legally. I’ll be issuing takedowns on for-profit related things over the next few days,” Banks tweeted last week. 

While Banks clarified that casual use by brands or individuals isn’t his target—“I just ask for credit. Or Xboxes.”—he noted unauthorized merchandise and shitcoins are crossing the line.

Despite these concerns, early adopters of CHILLGUY have seen massive returns, with one trader turning a $1,000 investment into over $1 million within days.

It isn’t the first time meme coins have demonstrated their ability to convert internet phenomena into financial windfalls. 

Recently, the Peanut the Squirrel (PNUT) token—inspired by the viral story of Peanut, a pet squirrel euthanized by New York authorities—reached a $1 billion market cap within two weeks, while the First Convicted Raccoon (FRED) coin climbed 383% in a day.

Edited by Sebastian Sinclair

The ME Foundation will launch its Solana-based ecosystem token—ME, which is aligned with leading NFT marketplace Magic Eden—on December 10, a representative told Decrypt.

The airdrop, which traders anticipate may be worth more than $500 million based on pre-market trading prices, will reward users of Magic Eden’s Bitcoin exchange and cross-chain NFT marketplace. The token will be claimable exclusively through the Magic Eden Wallet app.

Specifics regarding the conversion of Magic Eden Diamonds, the platform’s existing rewards program, to the ME token have not been revealed. However, the spokesperson said that allocations are expected to be based on factors such as “organic” trading activity, cross-chain trading, and “loyalty” or historical use of eligible platforms.

While users will not find out their allocations until December 10, they will be able to check their eligibility for the airdrop in the days before the claim using a tool that will be released by the ME Foundation.

When the claim officially opens on December 10, 12.5% of the total 1 billion ME supply (125 million tokens) will be immediately unlocked and offered to eligible Magic Eden users to claim. An additional 22.5% of the supply, or 225 million ME tokens, will be set aside to incentivize future use of ME Foundation protocols and related platforms.

The ME token has jumped up to $4.50 in pre-market trading via Whales Market, though trading volume has subsided since additional token details were announced on Monday. At that price, the ME airdrop would reward users with over $562 million on claim day. Coinbase’s pre-market trading platform puts the price lower at $3.41, however.

Magic Eden started as a Solana NFT marketplace, but has since grown to become the leading Bitcoin Runes and NFT exchange while maintaining the highest market share among all NFT marketplaces in the last six months according to data from Tiexo.

Edited by Andrew Hayward